Installation issues
I’ve made my fair share of bad decisions, but none quite as mind-numbingly absurd as trusting Virgin Media to actually deliver broadband. Instead, I stumbled into a bizarre circus of incompetence, a twisted realm where false promises, robotic customer service, and mind-blowing stupidity collide in the most ridiculous way possible. This company is not a broadband provider. It is a scam operation wearing a uniform. The Art of Talking Absolute Rubbish Virgin Media’s entire business model is based on making things up as they go along. Every time they speak, they somehow manage to dig their reputation even deeper into the bottomless pit of shame and failure. “Yes, we can install broadband at your house.” → No, they can’t. “The engineer will be able to fix it.” → No, they won’t. “It will be sorted next week.” → No, it won’t. “We’re escalating this to our specialist team.” → There is no specialist team. “We’ll call you back with an update.” → No, they won’t. Every single word out of their mouth is as reliable as a chocolate teapot. They lie as effortlessly as breathing, and I’m convinced their entire training program consists of learning new and creative ways to waste people’s time. The Installation That Never Happened Let’s talk about the circus of failure that was my so-called “installation.” This would have been hilarious, if it hadn’t been happening to me. They promised it would be an easy setup. → They were wrong. They sent engineers. → They were useless. They sent different engineers. → Still useless. They blamed “external contractors.” → As if I care who’s responsible, just fix it! They sent another team to do the exact same thing that had already failed. They blamed the council. → No, Virgin, the problem is YOU. Then, after months of this ridiculous game of hot potato, they finally admitted: “Oh, actually, the conduit is crushed, so you can’t get broadband from us.” FANTASTIC. After all that, they finally reached the conclusion that their own engineers had known from the very start. We had also told them in week one that there was an issue with the conduit in our road - as their own engineers had told us this in person! But Virgin media would not believe it - both us and their own engineers. Virgin Media had zero intention of solving this problem. Instead, they just let me waste months of my life waiting for a solution that was never going to come. If this level of incompetence was any more extreme, I’d assume I was being pranked by a hidden camera show. Customer Service? More Like Customer Torment Trying to get answers from Virgin Media’s customer support is like trying to have a conversation with a brick wall—except the brick wall is smarter and more helpful. Their phone system is designed to make you give up. Their chat agents are programmed to type random circular nonsense until you leave. Their managers don’t exist. (Or if they do, they’re hiding in a bunker somewhere.) Their entire operation is based on ignoring you until you go away. They should rebrand from “Virgin Media” to “Virgin Excuses”, because that’s the only thing they ever deliver. Virgin Media: The Company That Should Not Exist Virgin Media is not just bad at providing broadband. They are a disgrace to the entire concept of customer service. If you are thinking of signing up with them, don’t. Run. Run far away. Find another provider, even if it means chiseling a satellite dish out of rock with your bare hands—it will be less frustrating and more reliable than anything Virgin Media could ever offer. This company deserves to be studied—not for its technology, but as a case study in how to be astonishingly, laughably, offensively useless at everything. Virgin Media, congratulations. You have wasted my time, tested my patience, and proven beyond all doubt that you are an utter failure of a company. Now kindly get lost and never darken my door again. I will see you in court - because I will get compensated for this tsunami of nonsense.Installation issues
Virgin Media, the company that can’t figure out how to install their own broadband, yet still insists on pretending they can. It started simply: I asked for fiber. Virgin said yes. They gave me an install date. Then the circus began. The Never-Ending Clown Show For months, Virgin’s engineers have arrived, yanked on the conduit like confused cavemen, watched it fall apart, and then run away—only to reschedule and do it all over again. December 23rd: Failure. January 9th: Failure. January 21st: Failure. February 5th: Failure. February 21st: Failure. At this point, it’s not even incompetence. It’s performance art. Blame Everyone but Themselves. Rather than just admitting they’re useless, Virgin Media has mastered the fine art of pointing fingers: “It’s Avonline’s fault!” You hired Avonline, you absolute muppets. That’s like hiring a dodgy builder and then acting shocked when your house collapses. “The council won’t let us access the road!” Funny, since Avonline’s engineers have been out there working on the road. In fact, one of them even said: “Virgin Media on this road? Not a chance. The conduit’s knackered. Not gonna happen.” Then they tried anyway, snapped the fiber, and left the conduit even more broken. Genius. Truly. I hope the person responsible gets a bonus. I would just leave and give up, but they insist they will only send me all of the money they owe me (for multiple missed appointments, and an agreement to cover the difference between my Virgin bill price and the extortiantate out of contract BT price in the meantime) if I stay and wait to be connected - is that even legal? Lies, Lies and more Lies Meanwhile, their customer service team—trained, I assume, by a group of concussed pigeons—kept assuring me that everything was fine. Me: “Can you install fiber at my house?” Virgin: “Absolutely!” Me: “Then why are you literally paying my neighbours to leave because you can’t install fiber?” Virgin: “Uhh… unforeseen circumstances?” And speaking of my neighbours, I find out they were actually PAID TO LEAVE VIRGIN MEDIA because the company knew it couldn’t provide service - due to a broken conduit! Let me repeat that: They gave people money to go away rather than just fixing the damn conduit. Then they continue to sell this knowingy broken service to others on the same road. Even going so far as to send sales reps door-to-door! We have been waiting for installation since November 2024. Other neighbours have been waiting since October 2024. It is now nearly March 2025. Gaslighting 101 And just when you think Virgin can’t sink lower, they send me an email implying I haven’t been in touch. I’ve spent more time chasing these clowns than they’ve spent actually doing their job. At this rate, I could hand-dig a new conduit myself before Virgin Media figures out what’s happening. Final Thoughts Virgin Media, just be honest: Either fix the conduit and install the fiber, or Admit you can’t do it and stop wasting everyone’s time. Stop selling products you cannot provide. Instead, you’re stuck in an infinite loop of lying, blaming, failing, and rescheduling—like some kind of broadband time-wasting machine. Virgin Media: The only thing they connect is excuses.Internet outages, packet loss, general lag for the past 6 months with terrible customer service
To whom this may concern, As the title suggests, I have been having random internet outages, packet loss and general lag for the past 6 months. Our internet is consistently inconsistent, having minimum one to two internet dropouts a day. We have had numerous technician visits to discover and fix the problem. The first two visits didn't resolve our problem, but then a visit in late June discovered that the internet cable from the cabinet outside to our house was damaged in some way or another. We were told that works for replacing this cable would happen within the next week, around June 3rd, but was then delayed to July 10th. July 10th came around and this work never happened. They delayed this date back to July 19th, and somebody showed up that day and said that they would be replacing the cable. Again, no work was done and the cable wasn't replaced. We were told that the date was delayed back to July 22nd. And again, the cable was still not replaced. The date was again delayed back to September 19th. I managed to complain online through the Virgin Media official twitter account and create a new appointment on September 3rd. Again, nothing happened. I confirmed with the Virgin Media twitter account that the original reschedule to September 19th was still happening. Again, nobody showed and the cable has still not been replaced. We now have a new rescheduled date being October 8th, but we are so sick and tired of these lies. We are not ready to wait another 2 weeks for Virgin Media to do the same exact things. We have tried contacting Virgin Media through phone (which is a extremely difficult trying to contact someone real in the first place), emails, and online through twitter messages. We have had little to no help or resolvent at all from any of it, just broken promises. It has been affecting my entire family - it has affected my final year of university (a computer science degree which heavily relied on the internet), it is affecting my job search and online projects, my online gaming, my fathers remote work from home, my mothers online lessons and classes, my brothers online courses and trading, my family's online entertainment. It is affecting everything. It cannot go on any longer. I can't even begin to describe how angry and frustrated we are. Why are Virgin Media refusing to replace our cable? Why are we not being updated on what is actually happening with the works? It's utterly unacceptable. We are looking more towards complaining to an ombudsman or taking legal action now, but I wanted to give this a try as a last resort. I had originally forgotten about this official forum page and I'm frustrated I haven't used this sooner. I have created a Broadband Quality Monitor from thinkbroadband.com and have monitored our service through there. I will attach some screenshots of the service that we have been receiving and broken promises from over the last few months. We demand that this cable is replaced and our internet fixed. We also demand some compensation for the unreliable service and support. I hope this can post can get attention from more Virgin Media representatives so that this problem can finally get resolved.I’ve had it with virgin
This is the worse experience I’ve ever had with broadband and regret renewing my contract with virgin. For the past month there has been no/intermittent internet. All trouble shooting has been tried and virgin site advises it’s an issue in the area. There have been dates since the beginning of the month advising when it will be fixed but it never gets fixed. I’ve made 3 complaints now and almost everyday for the past 10 days I’ve been speaking to virgin where they advise the issue will be fixed. I work from home and have to use my phone hot spot in order to work. I’ve registered loss of service twice but the option is no longer there. I think what annoys me the most is the lies that it will be fixed when it won’t and hasn’t been fixed. What exactly am I paying for. I’m so grateful that when I upgraded my phone with three network that I picked unlimited internet as I would not be able to work now if I hadn’t.Complaint - installation
Hi, I joined Virgin about 2 months ago and the experience has been terrible. To start the internet was unable to be installed and after multiple failures to turn up from engineers and installation teams, I finally had my wires ran in the back garden after being told initially I would have to wait 6-8 weeks. This is after multiple calls and days booked off work losing money and being away from my newborn to sit in an empty new house due to false promises. I was told that upon the construction team finishing their work I was to call up to claim some compensation for all of this. Once complete, I called and was told I would then have to log another complaint and all the details had to be taken AGAIN! I then waited a week and heard nothing from Virgin which is just a re occurring theme. I must of been promised 20 times I would receive a call, text some form of update and I have received 0. I have them had to call back and told I would have to log another complaint, I refused as this is ridiculous and was finally handed over to someone who I believe was in the complaints team and was of English origin. Once again, I had to have all my notes taken down as it was a complete mess and was offered £25 compensation for which is just insulting so, I refused and had it escalated to a manager who booked me in for a call the next day at 10:30. I never received the call. 1 week later I still have had no contact so I called again on the 26th and was told there was no complaints department and I could not be passed through. I asked to speak to a manager and then all of a sudden a ‘manager’ of the complaints department gets on the phone even though I had just been told there was no complaints department , strange. His name was ‘Vaibhav’ and he would not pass me over and was offering a little more compensation and asking me how much I would like? Is it not on your terms to offer the amount? I refused again as it is ridiculous the amount offered after the experience I have had and the amount of time the issues have been ongoing. I escalated again to a ‘deadlock’ team I believe, and was promised again a call back the next day as I didn’t believe it was gonna happen and what do you know I receive no call AGAIN! Issue after issue, lie after lie and I am nowhere still after weeks and weeks of just a terrible, terrible experience. I need some answers now or this is going to be taken to a third party, I know the process and I will take my notes, recordings and show what I have been going through with this absolute joke if an experience. I need answers ASAP! [MOD EDIT: Subject title changed for clarity]M250 WiFi really slow
Hi, I have finally got M250 broadband installed after 8 months delay and my internet speed is really slow. I have just ran a scan and I’m in the room with the router and the WiFi speed is really slow. I have attached my speed now. This is how it is all the time. I have 6 devices connected. One of them is an iPhones which is not streaming or being used as it is 1 am. The other iPhone is mine and I can’t even watch a simple YouTube video. The other 4 are my nest thermostat, nest doorbell, and my two cameras. I have tried several times to report this to Virgin support but they are not helpful at all. They just tell me to get a WiFi pod which isn’t helpful as I sit next to the router. I don’t have an objects blocking the router. I will appreciate what I can do to improve this as the reason why I got M250 was to ensure that I can use my internet on multiple devices. This is ridiculous as firstly my installation was delayed by 8 months and I have been back and forth with Virgin about my speed since then. My services were installed on December 2023 and I have literally been passed around for 3 months trying to get this resolved. The agents tell you they will call you back in few hours/ days and no one calls. I will randomly receive a call from them after sometime and the cycle repeats again.
