Customer Service Making Stuff Up?
My situation's getting quite Kafkaesque.
Three weeks since activation, still no service. Ticket raised last week; engineer told me it was with a back office IT team (who naturally won't speak to anyone), with a 24 hour resolution. This was then changed to a 7 day SLA.
SLA expired, I called CS for an update. No update available; the team won't even speak to them, they just have to wait for notes to be updated. Asked how long I should wait; another few days, 6 months?
Transferred to second line support in case they could help. To get me off the phone, they claimed to have spoken to a different team, and a 'special engineer' would be dispatched to help me solve it once and for all. Arriving today between 4pm and 7pm.
No record on my account of an engineer visit booked of course, so the consensus is that he made this up to get me off the phone.
What next? I called retentions and was told that if my account isn't active, it won't 'switch over to my old contract,' and therefore if I want to switch provider now it's over £1000 in early termination fees.