Why is this such a chore?
Contract is ending. Price going up massively (like 40%).
So I phone up. I'm on the phone for almost an hour and got three insulting offers. The third of which is a downgrade in speed (350 to 250) at £20 a month more than I've been paying.
I ask to cancel.
I get put through to Retentions where a guy gets it down to £15 more for a similar package that I'm on. But not mentioning that it'll go up in April because of RPI.
So I continue the cancellation.
Tried the MVM website to see what offers I can get. It doesn't show any and tells me to go via the chat bot. I then get a guy that takes 30 mins to give me the same offers as the guy yesterday while using unprofessional language.
"I promise from the bottom of my heart that I'll try to find you the best deal"
Bottom of your heart? Just give me a fair price. I get that inflation is a thing but when new customers get to pay half of what I'm being offered and you don't need to send any new hardware, why am I having to waste hours of my life going through this dance?