Yer dain ma nut in!
Hey Virgin!!! Ma broadband’s pure scunnered, wi massive packet loss an nae workin richt for days. Ah’ve tried awthin – phonin Virgin, emailin, chattin online, even postin oan their forums – but nae bugger’s got a clue whit’s wrang. It seems tae go belly up every time it rains, which is pure murder considerin we’re in Scotland, where it rains near constant. Sort it oot, Virgin, yer daein ma nut in!