It's like pulling teeth.
I have been unable to log into my account since 14 July. Just for a laugh I thought I would ring CS yesterday for an update on my latest ticket. Bad idea!
This is not verbatim, but as far as I can recall -
'Thank you so much for calling. I will just check. Yes sir, that ticket has been closed.'
'Why?'
"Yes. Thank you. I will check that for you. It was open for more than 5 days.'
'And what was the resolution?'
'I will check. Yes. There is not a resolution.'
'So you close a ticket if open for more than 5 days?'
'Thank you. I will just check. It says that you received a call from IT to say that they were working on it.'
'Did I? That's nice! And then they closed the call. And that is it?'
"I will just check that for you. It says that there was an error.'
"What sort of error?'
(Unintelligible response. Something along the lines of an error with the email address. The last ticket was closed because it said there was a 'misunderstanding of the problem').
'Please be assured sir and not to worry they are working on it.'
'If it is closed, how are they working on it?'
'Yes. Thank you. I will check that for you. Yes. It has been escalated.'
'To whom?'
'One moment and I will of course check that for you. It has been escalated to IT.'
(Pause while I try to absorb this nonsensical conversation).
'Who closed the ticket?'
"Thank you, I will check that. There is no name.'
'Can I speak to a supervisor?'
'Yes sir. Thank you, I will check that. I am afraid there is no supervisor available at the moment.'
"Manager?'
"I will of course check for you. I am afraid that unfortunately there is no manager available at the moment.'
'Let us put that aside for the moment. What happens to my problem now?'
' Let me open a new ticket for you and'
(Call disconnected by agent)
To cut a very long story short I rang back and after a pointless 30 min further conversation with one of their IT gurus who was convinced that the whole problem was caused by too many log in attempts - I manged to persuade her that as the issue had been replicated by previous IT people and by CS that the issue was not with my system, but a fault with my account, that we can just go ahead and raise a new IT ticket.
Groundhog Day
Tony_