Schrödinger's Retention Offer
Long story short:
We signed up to VM in March (new FTTP rollout).
Installed April.
No issues. Gig1.
Visit today from Youfibre rep offering us a good deal and to pay off our VM early termination fee.
Happy to take their deal - symmetric speeds, price difference negligible, bonus of a static IP.
VM emails to say "we're sorry you're thinking of leaving, before you do, check out our exclusive offer for you".
Would be silly not to at least see what the offer was, right?
Try to click the link. Nothing.
The link is dead.
Note: tried on different devices and browsers. Definitely a dead link in the retention email.
Decide to speak to retentions to see if they can advise. Nope, no offer.
Why VM? Why waste peoples time with an "exclusive offer" which doesn't actually exist?!