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Can't you carefully coil it, secure the coil with two cable ties, and make sure the coiled bit is tucked in a discrete place? If you do this, don't kink the cable, that'll be a disaster because it destroys the signal, so even doing it carefully you'll probably have a coil with a diameter of at least eight inches.
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