I've worked for a rage of big customer service companies, and can tell you that credit check systems are automated including the interfaces for large companies, so response times are seconds, and the cost is (if I recall correctly) about 14 pence a pop.
What VM do to make things slow and complicated I can't say. Perhaps the same magic they work to make their customer service and technical support slow and complicated?
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