That was all a bit James Joyce for me, so if I can politely ask, is there a specific problem you want help with? I appreciate that VM customer service can be hit or miss, and I can't do anything about that, but if you've got specific problems with slow speeds, intermittent connection or other tangible issues then we can do our best to assist?
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