Thank you for sending me letter dated April 2022. You say regarding price rise you WILL be in contact with me by 28 Feb 2022 - but I have no time machine...
Anyway my plan cost already increased by almost 20%, which I'm sure makes you happy.
As my 12 month contract is to end soon, you offer me to stay on a rolling monthly contract for the current price, but also you have a 'brilliant' offer: I can sign up for a 12 month contract, plan will be EXACTLY the same with just one exception: I will pay 50% more on top of the recent price rise. LOL. Very Monty Pythonic!
Dear Rachel Barrass, I'm sorry to inform you I will not use your borderline-scam offer and I will just stay with a rolling monthly contract.
Dear Rachel Barrass, Customer Services Director - how can I get your job? Brilliant job!
Yours,
Happy Customer