Here is a copy of my latest DM to the VM 'assistant'.
" Nathan, I'm not going to bother with you anymore. I'm sick of your excuses, and VM's constant moving of the goal posts.
You've confirmed I was lied to.
This has come about by Virgin Media's illegal retention of my personal information, plus the continued intransigence of VM to do right by the customer.
If you're really unable to actually do anything then the term chocolate teapot comes to mind.
I wouldn't normally use such language, but then this is in abnormal situation. For me, anyway.
Obviously, for VM this seems to be VERY NORMAL!
Either escalate this to management, or I WILL make this official. "