I had a call from HMRC telling me that I had overpaid my tax and am due a refund. I said "oh that's nice, how much?" and she said about £1,000.
I said "That's great but actually I don't need it as I just won the lottery". She said "YOU WHAT?" so I repeated it and asked if she would like some. "Well of course", she replied "yes please". I asked how much she would like and suggested £20,000.
Well she was over the moon so I said "Ok, it's yours, just give me your card number and pin number and I will transfer it.
She said a word I wouldn't understand that began with 'F' and slammed the phone down on me. Now wasn't that rude of her.