Hi Thracian,
Welcome to the Community and thank you for posting.
We are very sorry to hear of your experience when contacting the team, this is not the level of service we expect to deliver.
I am afraid we do not offer eSIM's and we apologise if you were advised otherwise.
Do you wish to continue with the tariff using a physical SIM or would this need to be cancelled?
Please do let us know and we will be happy to assist further.
Thanks,
Nat