2 weeks ago
While sorting out some network cables on the outside of the house close to the VM outside box a massive !*?"&!$ Spider came out of the box.
After running a mile it became clear that VM will need to compensate me for some new underwear.
He was only using the web.
There's a spider who lives in/near mine. He's called Colin. He can be quite grumpy and likes to be left alone.
At least he was nice enough not to encroach on your territory and minded his own outdoor lifestyle
Last week I woke up in the nice morning and on opening my eyes instantly seen massive spider sitting on the bedroom wall right above me - that was much more exciting, I am telling you
Regardless of how well I try to seal my house, buggers are very determined to sneak in (and they are not by any means tiny!).